The man sat in the cofee shop
	In solemn misery.
	He looked into his cofee cup
	And thought of what could be.

	If he only had a time machine
	Life would be grand
	He would not have to put up with
	All the troubles in his land
	If he only had a time machine
	He would mess up the galaxy
	So he'd be living his very own
	Land of fantasy

        "She loves me, she loves me not
	She loves me, she loves me not
	She loves me, she loves me not
	She loves me not
	
        "But that can all be changed
	After I have it arranged
	To change everything 	
        Into My own personal crazy dream

	"If I only had a Time machine
	Life would be swell
	Instead of having to live in
	This blasted hell
	I'll make my time machine instead of writing
	Another verse
	And then I will become the ruler of
	The entire universe"