Those Wacky Crazy Canadians
(Nutra Stick Productions, 1999)
If I Were President
If I were President I'd change all the rules
Put nothing important in the hands of fools
And I would have you for mine, but you'd still be free
And wee could take all the brine out of the sea
But I am not president and you are not mine
Wait, no, that's not what I meant, I don't know my line
We'd set a new precedent and always be kind
To People we haven't met, the wise fools and swine
I could be prominent, that would make things swell
All problems eminent would quickly fail
And we'd watch each other, you first before me
Sharing joy and laughter for all to see
No I am not president and you are not mine
And Socks is not my pet, I don't have a dime
words and music © 1998 Jeremy Mathews
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