Those Wacky Crazy Canadians
(Nutra Stick Productions, 1998)
The Last Cookie
I thought that everyone was just too polite to take the last cookie
So I figured I'd hang out and grab it at the end of the party
Then some uncultured bastard came out of nowhere, grabbed and engulfed it
So now I am sitting here helping the host clean up, feeling nothing
Because that cookie should have been mine
Don't ask me because I don't know why
I will say it was my favorite kind
I'm starving and without it I'll die
So please don't
Give me examples or tell me that you don't get everything you want
It's not just a fixation it is something that's very important
It's a necessity in my mind, I am not just throwing a fit
And going to the store would just be a ridiculous cookie hunt
Sugar cookie with chocolate chip
Waffle batter and lots of little magical spices quite worth your while-
I know a cookie like that could make me smile
words and music © 1998 Jeremy Mathews
     

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